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You Know You're From Nebraska
When...
* "Vacation" means going to Omaha for the weekend.
* You use your life savings to go to the Nebraska-Colorado game.
* You know the Woodmen Tower is not made of wood.
* You know you cannot tube "upstream."
* You know what the "sea of red & white" is.
* You wake up when it's dark, and go to bed when it's still light.
* You can tell it's really a farmer working late in his field, and not a UFO.
* You know the difference between field corn and sweet corn when they are still
on the stalk.
* You pick up all the free stuff at the State Fair.
* You can eat an ear of corn with no utensils in less than 20 seconds.
* You fly your American flag at half-mast when the Cornhuskers lose a football
game.
* You know how to pronounce Beatrice, Norfolk and Kearney.
* You think Highway 6 is more scenic that I-80, which you think is the best
thing > to come out of Iowa.
* You don't understand why other states even bother to try raising beef.
* You believe that the worst steak in Nebraska is still better than any > other
steak, anywhere.
* You believe that vegetarians should be banned in Nebraska.
* You don't have to be told what Ak-sar-ben is or that it's Nebraska > spelled
backward.
* You take pride in knowing that on Saturdays, Memorial stadium is the third
largest city in the state.
* Kitty Clover potato chips and Robert's Milk are the best part of a meal.
* You know that the statue on the dome of the state capital is actually sowing >
seed - not bowling.
* You know what a Runza is.
* You call lunch "dinner" and dinner "supper."
* You think it's normal to get a side of spaghetti at a steakhouse.
* You avoid Omaha because you're afraid of getting mugged.
* You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Nebraska.
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